Rock'n fuckin Roll

The Faces - "Too Much Woman"



Flat Duo Jets - "Crazy Hazy Kisses"



Elvis Costello - "Mystery Dance"



The Gories - "Land Of A Thousand Dances"




Roxy Music - "Remake/Remodel"



Prince - "Dreamer"

Edit: Prince is an asshole who hates his own fans.



yeeeeeeeeeeeuh boi

Cavs crumble to Magic in embarassing 29-point rout

It wasn't all bad for the Cleveland Cavaliers tonight. Hey, it's just one loss. I mean, don't they have LeBron James? He is just the greatest! And that's not all! Who's that other guy they have...errr, whatsisname? Mo something? 'Member when he got on the All-Star team? Uh-huh, that's right.

Plus, it's not like their coach isn't just phenomenal. I mean, this is Mike Brown we're talking about. Let's not forget that the mere mention of his name is enough to inspire post-season confidence in some of the league's mildest talents. Say it with me now.

Mike.

Brown.

Shhhhhh! Wait wait wait!

Hear that?

That's the sound of Ben Wallace simply not caring either way.

Boxscore at Yahoo! Sports




Can't wait for the playoffs.

Magic beats Boston, Series ends 2-2

Paul Pierce: Touché, Superman, touché.

Perspective:
ESPN Daily Dime "D12"

Two-time Southeast Division champs, baby.

Dwight Howard: defensive player of the year?

I think so.

Magic Grind Out Knicks

Admiral Pornstache's rabble of miscreants utilized considerably balanced scoring and a weird early offensive presence from Chris Wilcox to keep the Magic at bay for over three periods. Lil' Kryptonate opened up late for, like, 19 points, but the would-be giant killer's efforts were hampered by an atrocious 6 for 23 field goals. Elsewise, David Lee had a double-double and Chris "The Gonz" Duhon made 3 of his 5 three-pointers to significantly unsettle me for most of the game.

Still, the Magic came through when it counted, led by Dwight Howard, who rampaged for 29 points, 14 rebounds, 4 blocks and a steal. Second in command was Anesthetic Hymns ultimate fave/man-crush Courtney Lee, who was perfect from the stripe and went 6-8 from the field. He had 22 points and 3 steals.

I'm still upset about the Cavs loss, but this may well be Cleveland's year to start shining. Prasad, I'm looking forward to some shit-talk on Wednesday. How's the 'stache coming?

"You Belch Poison On My Face..."

The Magic re-signed Adonal Foyle, mainly to bring back Dwight's old training buddy. Here's one of the NBA vet's poems (that's right, poetry, people). It's called "Night and Day:"


Fear not ghost of darkness,
Master of night's realm,
Morning's light will not dowse
Your fiery midnight passion,
Locked in my bosom of eternal touch.

Dagger of day pierces your trembling inclination,
Burnishing you with ubiquitous fear of unnatural longing.
A camellia of mundane tranquility,
Serpentines through a chorus
Of unexplored betrayal, of untested feelings.

How you move through night's shade,
With the nobility of kingly privileges,
Steps leaving undeniable prints of passage.
Lestat must have taught you how to rule
The dark heaven of your true calling.

Concealed jealousy waters a sanguine journey,
Of unreachable hope lost in night and day.
Man's path chokes with life's grand design.
Looting animals pray for Shakespearian fall.
Slivers of mistrust precipitate the fall.

Nature's truth undeniable,
Imposing presence trapped by day's glaring rays.
We were naked in the dawn of possibilities
Morning's gloom threatened last night's hopeful union.
Wretched day be gone,
You belch poison upon my face.

You ghost, who walks night's corner and midday's roads,
Proudly displaying a band that masks the dual truth of oneness,
I am savagely in awe. Day walker - night stalker lives an
Indistinguishable truth,
With a simplistic need of survival.

Must not day abandon its heightened chord of war,
And walk in the slippers of "live and let live?"
Night, who clutches our secrets,
Allows mortals a sojourn
From morning sadness and midday blues.

-Adonal Foyle


Not bad. Go HERE for Adonal's official home page.