Magic vs Cavaliers - Part 1

"Well look I already told you! I deal with the goddamn players so Lebron doesn't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!"

Cavs crumble to Magic in embarassing 29-point rout

It wasn't all bad for the Cleveland Cavaliers tonight. Hey, it's just one loss. I mean, don't they have LeBron James? He is just the greatest! And that's not all! Who's that other guy they have...errr, whatsisname? Mo something? 'Member when he got on the All-Star team? Uh-huh, that's right.

Plus, it's not like their coach isn't just phenomenal. I mean, this is Mike Brown we're talking about. Let's not forget that the mere mention of his name is enough to inspire post-season confidence in some of the league's mildest talents. Say it with me now.

Mike.

Brown.

Shhhhhh! Wait wait wait!

Hear that?

That's the sound of Ben Wallace simply not caring either way.

Boxscore at Yahoo! Sports




Can't wait for the playoffs.